I running a optical cum eye clinic where we provide best eye testing and good quality of eyewear but due to competition and not right location our sales are decreasing from Last 2 months I need how i boost my sales and how i run this business smoothly and i need how i take this Bussiness online
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Interesting way to say you haven’t had sex in a while and disclose your fetishes at the same time.
Maybe we can collaborate, I own a sperm bank. I can send you loads of business
Not enough of a load to support the business?
Maybe people just don’t like cum in their eyes. Switching your business to an Optical Clinic should be a relatively lateral move.
In fairness he should have seen that cumin 💦
Have you tried a subscription model? Daily cums is usually more expensive than every two weeks/monthly.
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You mean the cumments?
Was about to say the same thing lmao.
I got the popcorn 🍿
Wtf is optical cum? Is this a new name for eye boogers, eye sleep, eye discharge?
I volunteer for tribute
You need to hire someone with a good command of the English language for marketing/advertising/going online. Cum means semen. What are you trying to say with it?
It’s a common thing to say in south asian countries, it’s used to fluently that no one others to check if it could mean something else too
For those who are confused Cum is used to join two nouns, showing that a person or thing does two things or has two purposes. “This is my bedroom-cum-study”
Punctuation is. Important!
We understand. It’s still not a winning business listing.
Isn’t it only correct when there’s a hyphen each side of ‘cum’?
Sure, if you’re visiting Dunfort in 1849.
Yeah, it’s borrowed from Latin, meaning “with”.
“Optical cum eye clinic” seems a little redundant though, since “optical” is derived from a Latin term relating to eyes.
It’s like saying you have a “Bovine-cum-cattle” ranch. A cattle ranch works just as well, since they are bovine by definition.
There’s big money in bovine cum.
Are you hiring? I’m pretty good at getting cum in eyes.
I think the problem is in the name, or description, or … whatever
good quality of eyewear
Lifelong wearer of glasses. I don’t buy frames at optical stores anymore. I know the the “scam” of how it’s really just one big company selling everything for whatever prices they want.
I buy bootleg and “off the truck” frames online and I bring those to have fitted with lenses. If I was in your shoes I’d reach out to these online dealers of cheap frames and see if you can work up an “affiliate code” to give to your customers so they get a little discount on cheaper lenses and you get a cut back.
Drop your inventory of frames and cut your overheard. Market your self as the cheapest frames in town.
A what?