Play their game.

“Okay, I can have a COD invoice issued”

Cumb spotted

Maybe we can collaborate, I own a sperm bank. I can send you loads of business

$20k down payment on $75k house. Section 8. Slow but steady money. Rinse and repeat.

I also read that same blanket post, the one where he bought it with crypto right? Im pretty sure it was a trollpost, but a funny one nonetheless.

Generally its for construction waste & old furniture/landscaping stuff. Worst case, even if you have to sift through it, it’s still a huge profit margin. Or sacrifice some profit and pay some laborer to do it.

It is easy to learn if somebody trains you. People without any technical or academic credentials learn how to use AutoCAD/Solidworks , program CNC machines , and learn to work with metal

The demand is huge, you can find contracts. Doesnt have to be huge companies like Boeing. Can be medical start ups, small patio furniture companies, etc

And super weird employees

This will never go out of fashion. Assuming rent is $5k/mo you have 6mos of rent. $70k can get you a CNC machine, a press/stamp, lathe, a pipe bender, a welder, etc and probably some raw metal to inventory. It wont “pay for itself” within months but probably within a year or two, maybe sooner depending on what contracts/projects you land.

Finding labor, and even when you find it getting them to be reliable & responsible. Then they quit. Then the cycle continues. And yes I know about employee retention. Pay them more, accomodate their imperfections, “give back” to them in terms of bonuses, time off, etc. It only works to a degree. Likewise, you can’t pay somebody $90,000/yr simply to be a receptionist that otherwise brings nothing to the table. I know even $90,000 isn’t a liveable wage, but when the business deals with certain products/services at market pricepoints, you can only pay them so much.

I recently cleaned my trashcans myself. It wasn’t hard, but even as a tall person it’s awkward reaching all the way inside to effectively scrub the bottom - the dirtiest part. You also cover your elbows/shirt in degreaser in the process.

If I was slightly richer, and I could arrange it to where it doesn’t inconvenience me (aka trash day), I would definitely pay for it.

It’s also not that hard to wash your own car, whether at home or at the self-wash, but again, if I was richer, I’d much rather let somebody else do it while I read a book or browse Reddit. The actual cleaning isn’t the most annoying part. It’s setting up, cleaning up & putting away the equipment later. And you gotta constantly manage inventory of degreasers, shampoos, brushes, buckets, microfibers, Windex, vacuum bags, tire dressing, chamois, etc.

They only close a few months per year to become halloween stores, only to become matress stores again.

“I find you TDS”

Fake crier episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm

Used panties on OnlyFans. What do people do with them?