There’s a new cleaning business that opened up in my town named “Professional Company” and I think it’s hilarious 😂

We have a business here, which is a small pet supply company, named “Pet Stuff.” It’s a play on word of “butt stuff.” I think that whoever owns is thinks that they are witty or they have some stupid inside joke with a friend.

There’s a bar/pool hall, in San Marcos Texas, called the ‘I Don’t Know Bar’ . Just rubs me wrong every time I drive by it.

The Viet stew, phö, is actually pronounced fuh. There is a small chain around Monterey called Phö King.

Kumho tires. I gave them benefit of the doubt and pronounced it Kuhm-ho.

Heard a commercial one day and it’s pronounced just like it’s written.

Doggystyle… creepy old dude moves to a college town and opens a build your own hotdog place. He then tries to recruit girls in town to pose for calendars and yeah… went from bad to worse super fast.

Camel Tow. Fayetteville, NC.

Yeah.

Ginger Box sounds like a lost Spice Girls album, not a boutique.

There was once a boutique chocolate company in Canada called Moth Chocolate

This was hilarious for two reasons - customers would ask if they offered chocolate-covered moths, and anyone who is in the chocolate industry knows that cocoa moths infest bags of cacao beans and thrive on chocolate, laying eggs in it - yum!

Terrible’s Gas stations and casino in Vegas

Buff City Soap. It’s a place here in Arizona, I don’t think they’re around anymore, but the font they picked for their logo is awful. It looks like “Butt City Soup” 🤦🏾‍♂️

I knew a guy who setup a business named Assured Effect, for business process re-engineering. He had the bank account, letterhead, domain name, everything, until someone told him to say it out loud and he regretted everything.

“A Sure Defect”

Dick’s Meat Market, previously in Covington, KY.

Camel Towing

HAPPY HEAD

It’s a massage place in San Diego, CA.

Not suspicious at all 😂