The Kum n go gas stations.

Runner up is a local noodle place called: Pho Kim.

You’ll get a bad review for a porch pirate intercepting the package.

No need for anyone to sue.

Rent plants on a monthly basis?

THIS. Fuck Yelp. Dont give them a penny. Google ads is slightly better if you must. Pick up these two books:

• marketing without advertising
• why we buy.
  While a little dated (pre internet) You’ll learn some great advice and tactics about maximizing “free” marketing opportunities, and product placement. Collaborate with other local merchants too.

Sounds like the entire staff needs to be paid more. What is the prevailing wage in your industry? Do people jump ship or is labor stable?

I’d never waste anything like that. Use as a giveaway, a promo at events.

The next batch will be better.

A 50% commission will benefit both of you.

We don’t have the capacity or resources to facilitate your success

I don’t sell prices. I am here to work on the thing with 40 years of hard gained knowledge, skills, and experience.

There will always be a cheaper price. If price is the only thing that customer cares about, then so be it. You can refuse the work.

I’ll take tone deafness for a $1000 tip, Alex.

“Raw water” from a stream in the California foothills.

Net 90? How do you stay in business? This seems highly unusual and high risk financially.
Why not deposit and final payment due when project is completed?

There ain’t nothing passive aBout passive income.