Sometimes nothing works better than a solid " fuck off".

What about moving but only for rich people. Mansions with 10,000$ couches. People who wont think twice about a high rate.

I like what the other post said but a little different. Wolf & Bean Coffeehouse. Have a very realistic scary wolf statue and hang a red hooded rob nearby that people can take pics with.

Funding normally comes from yourself. I dont know why anyone would just give a total startup money unless family. Why you started as an s corp is a whole different question.