Sounds like you need to move to Miami. Find a crumby storefront or even a storage unit. Get your uncle loading shipping containers in Berlin with product and get it shipped to Miami. Start your social media and Craigslist blitz (heh) and sell the stuff in Miami. You guys could make a pretty good ongoing business if he can still get more stuff cheap.
Super short phone tree.
“Hi, you have reached Curl Up and Dye in on Greta Thunberg Boulevard in Seattle. To hear our hours, please press one. To schedule an appointment, please press two.”
That should filter out most of the misdirected calls and maybe some of the robocalls.
I think the loan forgiveness is likely to be taxable income to the company and not an ordinary and necessary business expense for you. I’d pay the loan directly and not get too caught up in trying to look for capital gains deductions.
Entirely dependent upon whether you personally guaranteed the debt.
Now that is as to liability. Don’t be surprised if a future credit decision is tied to a defaulted card with your name on it.