Oh, so you’ve cracked the code? And here we were, thinking the secret to wealth was finding a genie or inventing a money tree! But seriously, it’s refreshing to see someone embrace the classic ‘rags to riches’ tale without actually having to sew any rags. Next thing you’ll tell us is to “invest in our future” or “save for a rainy day” – how delightfully quaint! Just remember, if working your way to the top was easy, everyone would be up there, enjoying the view and probably getting vertigo. Here’s to your enlightening hindsight; may it inspire legions of desk jockeys to start their own odysseys from the mailroom to the boardroom!