We are picky. We notify people up front. We kick out more customers than our competitors. These are customers who make everyone else there unhappy and our team miserable. How can I best get the rules across to these idiots clearly and/or gatekeep reviews better? As we know, no customers can read anymore.
that is not how this whole thing works, you sound like you may be a bit of an asshole, working on that may be the quickest way to improve customer relations.