The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

And all I ask of them is to just finish a damn MVP in 2 weeks

Depending on the actual specifications, setting up an MVP can take months. Also, you being the non-technical co-founder does not mean you can just ignore all technical aspects and lump them on your partner. It means your partner knows technical aspects better so they call the shots. You are still expected to contribute there. Your partner is unlikely to code the whole thing anyway, they are more expected to manage your hired coders, and you can help with that too.