Local restaurant is cash only. Makes a fortune. I’m talking at lunch, call 20 times before actually getting through, can’t get a table, groups eat on their tailgate in the parking lot.

Friends with the owner, he’s at a casino all the time, $100 spins like it’s nobody’s business. He still reports a ton, but he doesn’t report a ton too.

I’d charge her a flat fee to set up on your property.

If she’s a friend, she’ll pay it. If not, you won’t hear from her again. Win-Win.