As I see it, the most likely way to succeed in your plan of 5k by next month is if you go find Tyrone at the corner, buy a big bag of something for 300$, repack into small bags as sell to retail customers at another corner.

I didn’t realize suffering from cum in the eye syndrome is such a serious condition that requires its own specialization. Pretty interesting to get in on the market share while it’s hot.

My advice would be to figure out where most porn shoots are being filmed and try to get in on the action. Obviously, the optimal approach would be to get paid to cum in someone’s eye only to get paid to treat the condition later.