Saw a post today about a girl being a “pet psychic” who is apparently super successful. Wondered what other examples are out there.

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        10 months ago

        “Hey cousin, sorry we haven’t spoken in a while but can you send me some of your dog’s shit in the mail when you get a chance?”

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      There is another business just down the street that will sell you clean, untraceable dog shit.

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        I’m starting a poop insurance firm and investigative service to crack down on this egregious flaunting of the poop system

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        10 months ago

        Turns out it’s all from the owner of the business himself.

        He figured out submitting human samples voids their tests.